When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State Review

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When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State ReviewFull disclosure - I picked up Tim Dorsey's latest Serge Storms novel, "When Elves Attack," immediately after finishing George R. R. Martin's massive tome, "A Dance With Dragons." With all due respect to Mr. Martin and his book, which I enjoyed, words cannot express the joy of reading a new Dorsey novel - he packs more gonzo delight into 200 pages than any reader, sane or otherwise, can expect.
Serge Storms loves Christmas and is willing to fight for it. Considering that Serge is a serial killer par excellence, that should be troubling to some. Not for us, though, as we get to ride along with Serge (and perpetually stoned sidekick Coleman) for a pell-mell paean to all that is good and true about Florida and the holidays.
Serge is one of those characters you kind of wish was in your life, if only because Serge solves problems. Granted, he does so in an unusual way, but when Serge solves a problem it tends to remain solved. And who doesn't have problems over the holidays? If you've got a mother-in-law who never stops reminding you of your shortcomings? Call Serge. If your teenage daughter wants a tattoo or gets in over her head with guy named Snake? Call Serge. If you just don't know what to get your wife for Christmas? Umm, better not call Serge.
"When Elves Attack" is a flat-out hilarious walk through the silliness of the holiday season in the land where it never snows. It's much shorter than your average Serge Storms novel, but it has as many laughs per page as the others do, if not more. And Dorsey treats us to a few episodes of Florida justice, Serge style.
So grab this book and make it an annual holiday read. Sure, it may never replace "Twas the Night Before Christmas" as a story you'd want to read aloud to the kids on Christmas Eve, but it will sure help you smile as the family invades and you haven't bought all the presents and your mom and your wife are already at it and . . .
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